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Written by Bogdan Viteazu   
Wednesday, 05 August 2009 09:36

Employee Handbook

With effect immediate

The information displayed has been provided by LLC "To work well", which focuses on enhancing the usefulness and quality human resources within the firm, having designed to increase its profit.

Attire. It is advisable to come to work dressed according to the salary received. If you wear an Armani suit for 150 euro or perfume houses use 80 euros, we assume that go well in financial terms. So you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to better manage money to buy you beautiful clothes. Therefore, you do not need a raise. If you dress right, you are exactly where you need and therefore do not need a raise.

Sick leave. From this moment, no longer accept a doctor's medical certificate which testifies that you are ill. If you go to a doctor means you can come to work.

Surgery. Medical operations are prohibited. As long as you are an employee here, you'll need all your organs. You will not remove anything. November've hired you intact. If you remove a body, we consider this indiscipline at work and you will be punished with a reprimand.

Days of personal use. Each employee will receive 104 days per year personal. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

Leave days. All employees will receive holiday in the same period a year. Vacation days are as follows: December 25, January 1 and Memorial Easter.

Days off for funerals. This is not an excuse to cut service. However you can not do anything for friends, relatives or colleagues who died. In rare cases an employee will have to attend funerals, they will be late evening schedule. We are happy to let you work on lunch break to leave early, provided you complete the tasks on that day.

Absence caused by its death. This will be accepted as an excuse. In any case, provide notice of 2 weeks, and prepare a replacement to take over your duties.

Using toilets. Too much time going to the toilet. In future it will go to the toilet in alphabetical order. For example, employees whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00 to 8:20 pm, those with "B" from 8:20 to 8:40 so if you can not move in time allotted, you will have to wait until the day when you are scheduled. In extreme emergencies, employees may exchange places between them with government approval. In addition, there is now a parking restriction in the toilets of 3 min. At the end of 3 min. will trigger an alarm, toilet paper will be withdrawn automatically from the toilet door opens and contravienentul will be photographed. In the second instance, the photo will be published in national newspaper company.

Lunch. People get 30 minutes lunch break because you must eat more to look healthy. People with normal weight will receive 15 minutes. lunch break to keep the silhouette. Fat people will get 5 minutes. lunch break, since it is enough to take a pill for weight loss.

Thank you for loyalty shown to our company. Any questions, comments, complaints, complaints, anger, charges will be addressed elsewhere.

Our address: Republic Independence, Or. Labor str.Solidarităţii 67


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